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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 01:02

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Sure no problem officer.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Why do I sweat (mostly on face) when I eat usually spicy food?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

HELLO

How can I be okay with being ugly? What is the bright side?

{RING} {RING}

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

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Yes sir it is.

After a few moments he returns.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Is it ethical for same-sex couples to raise children?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

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Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??